Sunday, July 12, 2009

is it important to be handsome??

these are few situation and comparison between the handsome and not so handsome..

klo lelaki ensem pendiam..
gurl akn ckap:"woow, cool!!"
tp klo leleki xensem pendiam,
gurl akn ckap: "ek eleh prasan bgos!!"

klo leleki ensem wat jahat,
gurl akn ckap: "nobody's perfect"
tp klo lelaki xensem wat jhat,
gurl akn ckp: "mmg...muka pn mcm penjenayah"

klo lelaki ensem tolong gurl yg dganggu,
gurl akn ckap: "wah! machonye...cm hero film!"
tp klo lelaki xensem tolong gurl yg dganggu,
gurl akn ckap: "entah2 kwn die agknye....."

klo lelaki ensem dpt gurl cntik,
gurl akn ckp: "spadan sgt..."
tp klo lelaki xensem dpt gurl cntik,
gurl akn ckp: "msti kene bomoh gurl 2!!"

klo lelaki ensem dtinggalkn gf,
gurl akn ckp: "jgn sdih..sy kn ade.."
tp klo lelaki xensem dtinggalkn gf,
gurl akn ckp: .....(tdiam, tp telunjuknye meliuk2 dr ats ke bwh.."ptot lar, tgk luarn pn da tau")

Sunday, June 28, 2009

How I miss someone to hold...

Dear God by Avenge Sevenfold...


A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
Miles away from those I love purpose hard to find
While I recall all the words you spoke to me
Can't help but wish that I was there
Back where I'd love to be, oh yeah

Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
to hold her when I'm not around,
when I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
But I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
’Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again

There's nothing here for me on this barren road
There's no one here while the city sleeps
and all the shops are closed
Can't help but think of the times I've had with you
Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah

Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
to hold her when I'm not around,
when I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
’Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again

Some search, never finding a way
Before long, they waste away
I found you, something told me to stay
I gave in, to selfish ways
And how I miss someone to hold
when hope begins to fade...

A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
Miles away from those I love purpose hard to find

Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
to hold her when I'm not around,
when I'm much too far away
We all need the person who can be true to you
I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
’Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again


This song also tangkap leleh gk la dengar..
i'm not an expert bab2 lagu nih..
kalo ada mmbr2 suggest baru aku carik then layan..
slalunye aku dgr lagu yg leh layan, tp xtau sape nyanyi..
memula tau, pastu lupe..
cepat bebenor lupe..
bnyk makan semut agaknye..

KISAH CINTA....

by : Taylor Swift..

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flash back starts,
I'm standing there, on a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd and say hello.
Little did I know...

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
and my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase, begging you please don't go
And I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince
And I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby just say, yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes, escape this town for a little while
ooh... ooh..
Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you please don't go
And I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince
And I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby just say yes
Romeo save me
They're trying to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but its real
Don't be afraid
we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story
Baby just say yes

I got tired of waiting,
wondering if you were ever coming around
my faith in you was fading
when I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out ring
And said

Marry me Juliet you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad,
Go pick out a white dress
It's a love story
Baby just say yes
ooh.. oohh..
Cause we were both young when i first saw you





Tetiba aku suke lak dengar lagu ni..
Layan gk lagu nih..
Aku sedang mencari lagu yg leh mententeramkan jiwa aku yg sedang
membara dengan api kemarahan dan kebengangan dgn FACEBOOK..
Ini lah cara aku nk tenteramkan diri..
Dgr lagu yg best2..

TAPI...
paling tenang skali, bile dengar azan berkumandang..
pastu dengar bacaan ayat suci Al-Quran..
Hati jadi sejuk jek.. Tenteram..



Saturday, June 27, 2009

Stupid !!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????


This really make me soooo damn angry.. I'm so pissed off !!!!!!!!!!

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm going to leave you.. Goodbye.. FUCK OFF !!!



Friday, June 26, 2009

Gaduh-gaduh, Ape yg dapat?

Ganyang Malingsia?

Malingsia comes from word maling..
Maling means Pencuri..
Untuk menjadi sebuah negara membangun yang maju, mmg kne mencuri..
X salah kalo kita mencuri teknologi, mencuri budaya yang baik..
untuk bersaing ngn negara2 maju, mmg kita kne wt mcm tuh..
kne adapt good culture yg they applied..
kalo kita xwt mcm tuh, mmg mundur la.. xkn maju..
asyik nk bangga dengan benda yg ntah ape2..

Malingsia is better than IndoneSIAL..
SIAL = Celake, Bangsat, Suwey kata org Cina..

Pastu sibuk nk ckp kt M'sia yg melopor kerja2 professional org cina ngn india..
Pemain badminton no 1 dunia Chong Wei tuh cina..
Hello, Cina ngn India pon, they still Malaysian ok..
they are not INdonesian..
It's simple..
that's why WE ARE SO DAMN PROUD TO BE MALAYSIAN..

Nk bising2 pasal pembantu rumah kne dera la, kne rogol la ape la..
Yg pembantu rumah indon kt arab pon sama..
kne main gk ngn pak arab..
pak arab lg kuat nafsu...
nk ckp kt msia jek..
xkesah la, ikot la nk ckp ape pon..
berdasarkan pengalaman aku memiliki pembantu rumah warga indonesia,
mereka nih xble di beri muka.. xble too good to them.. diorg akan pijak kpale..
sbb tuh, org cina kalo diorg nye maid, mmg dia kerah abes-abesan..
ada sorg maid aku nih, muka dh memang pecah jamban la..
ckp pon xbrpe nk fasih.. kerja memula kelam kabut la..
bila mama aku dh ajar, ok la.. mmg bagus la keje.. basuh baju, basuh pinggan mangkuk, mop lantai, lap tingkap, lipat baju, susun baju kt almari.. mmg bagus la keje..
dalam 2 bulan pertama mmg bagus.. tunduk jek.. rajin keje..
bila dh terlampau rajin tuh, tangan tuh pon ringan jek.. amek ni amek tu..
pendek kata, xreti bersyukur ngn gaji yg agak tggi yg mama aku bagi..
mencuri la plk.. curik brg kemas mama aku, souvenier yg papa aku bli kt jepun dulu2 pon dia kebas.. ngarut tol la die nih..
nk dijadikan cite, 1 hari papa aku pi anta cuci gmbr.. pastu terkantoi la gmbr dia pakai gaun kawin mama aku dulu2 nye.. bergaya bukan main.. abes rosak 1 filem..
bile tny dia xngaku.. bodo la dia nih.. dh terang2 ada bukti.. lg xmo ngaku.. pastu mama aku tny ada nmpk x subang dia yg ilang, dia ckp xde.. padahal dlm gmbr dia tuh dia pakai subang tuh..
indon2.. nk tipu org msia agak2 la..
pastu mama aku selongkar beg dia.. jumpe la segala mcm brg2.. time tuh dia dh nk balik kg.. cuti.. sekali kantoi.. amek kau.. dapat pelempang mama aku.. dekat 7,8 das gk la kne.. siap backhand lg.. hahaha.. padan muka.. kne ngn ex-state netball player nye pelempang.. hahaha..
kelaka pon ada aku tgk.. tp time tuh aku kecik lg.. baru darjah 6.. x campur sgt la.. pastu kne buang.. babai bibik..

satu ketika dulu, ada satu kes kt tmpt aku nih..
mmg gempar abes la..
kes pecah umah..
warga indonesial yg merompak..
ada sebuah rumah kt kg aku nih mmg besar la.. cantek.. ada lift siap..
umah nih ada lift sbb parents diorg dok wheelchair..
besar la umah nih.. tp location xbrpe best..
ada 1 malam tuh, gempar bila ada indon nih nk pecah masuk..
pastu kantoi.. org kampung tangkap.. pukul nye pukul pon x lot.. dia kebal..
yg gila nye, siap ada org kampung cangkul kpale indon nih.. terbelah kepala, pon xde ape lg..
dia bleh melawan lg.. finally dia rebah gk.. ada la org2 tua yg leh lawan ilmu kebal dia.. skali bagi, trus senyap.. lembik trus.. pastu polis tangkap.. then investgate la indon nih.. jumpe la passport dia.. everytime dia masuk msia, mesti time tuh ada report kes pecah umah ngn jenayah lain..
maknenye, dia nih masuk msia utk merompak jek.. padan muka kne cangkul kpale.. deserve..

benda nih Msia xpnh nk kecoh pon..
tp pasal maid sorg yg mmg xble bla nih, nk bising gle..

MALAYSIA dgn INDONESIA kn negara ISLAM..
kenape kita nk bergaduh? bertelagah?
sepatotnye kita kne jalinkan hubungan diplomatik yg erat..
boleh selesai secara aman.. tanpa perlu wujudkan ape2 pertubuhan yg menentang..
tp, kadang kala bagus gk ada benda2 mcm nih..
ini akan membuatkan kita akan lebey berfikir utk hasilkan yg lebey baik..

Hope that, perbalahan dapat dihentikan..
America, Israel ngn Spore suke tgk kita bertelagah..
diorg mmg gelak besar..
diorg berjaya musnahkan negara ISLAM..

I'M PROUD TO BE MALAYSIAN..



wishlist..

This is Canterbury ionx Baselayer (armourfit)..
I'll buy this item as soon as possible. But i'm still confuse wheather to buy the long sleeve or the short one. Long sleeve is quite stylo but i think it's not suitable for a foward player like me.. Ready Foward!!!!




This one is Canterbury ionx baselayer leggings (tight)..
This item is just an option for me. I'm still thinking about buying it. But, it still remain in my wishlist.


This is Stade de France Rugby team Jersey..
It seems impossible for me to get this jersey. it cost 75 euro or RM 400.
i can't get this jersey in Malaysia. A friend of mine in France said that it's quite hard to find this one because Stade de France already got a new set of jersey. whatever it is, i'll try to find it.. wherever you are..

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Blaja.. Jgn Asyik Main jek.. Jangan Malas..

During this holiday, aku telah pergi bekerja sambilan di sebuah kilang yg terletak kira2 10 km dari rumah.. dekat dgn office papa.. World Kitchen nama kilang tuh.. sebuah kilang yg menghasilkan pekakas dapur seperti pinggan,mangkuk,periuk,cawan dan sudu.. tp sumenye branded nye.. kalo org2 bese mmg fikir 2,3 kali la nk bli.. kalo pinggan mangkuk sume brand Correll.. kalo periuk brand Corning, kalo kuali,sudu brand Pyrex.. kalo x caye, pi tgk kt jusco.. kt jusco ada jual pinggan correll..

Aku keje borong.. tampal sticker kt pinggan ngn mangkuk ikot item ape yg di order oleh customer.. utk export nye tau.. setiap sekeping pinggan yg aku tampal sticker, 1sen.. sehari aku leh dpt dlm 7000 keping.. maknenye RM 70.. tp keje nih kejap ade kejap xde.. mcm biskut.. kalo time ada bnyk mmg masyuk la.. kerjanya bunyi mcm senang.. tampal sticker jek pon.. tp penat woo.. angkat kotak, bukak, kuarkan pinggan, tampal, masuk balik, seal kotak, then susun balik kotak tuh atas pallet.. ada certain item yg kotak ringan tuh senang la.. xkuar peluh.. kne yg berat2, bahaya.. leh rosak tulang blkg..

Berbekalkan ilmu mengangkat besi yg aku blaja sket2 masa gi gym dulu2.. aku praktikkn masa angkat kotak tuh.. aku xmola nnt saket pinggang.. muda2 dh seasoned.. sbnrnye aku boleh jek buat lebey dr 70 tuh.. tp aku xmo push.. xnk letih sgt.. ada sorg nenek berumur 70 ngn sorg makcik umur 50++ pon keje skali.. diorg nye collection dasat.. sehari smpi 100.. tp 2 org nih mmg expert la.. diorg tampal sticker mcm machine.. laju abes.. aku walaupun baru keje, laju gk.. cume aku xmola nk gado2 pasal item yg best ngn x best.. malas la nk cite lg.. biar la mereka..

benda yg aku nk cite kt cni.. aku bersyukur sgt2 dapat pengalaman kerja kt kilang dlm gudang yg panas nih.. bertapa susahnye nk mencari duit.. sbb tu la parents and family kita soh blaja tggi2.. biar x susah kemudian hari.. jgn malas, jgn bnyk main.. tu sume konpem parents ada pesan kt anak2 mcm kita nih.. yg sedang menuntut.. penat gile keje kt kilang.. at the end bayaran yg kita terima sometimes mcm x berbaloi ngn effort yg kita put.. keje berdiri sepanjang hari.. masuk kn pinggan mangkuk, panas, habuk kt gudang lg.. akhir bulan dptnye sket jek.. lagi besar elaun yg kita dapat..

Alhamdulillah aku dapat rasa mcm mne susahnye nk dptkn duit.. mcm tu la jugak kita skng nih.. bak kata org2 tua, susah2 dulu, senang kemudian.. jelas skali maksud peribahasa tuh.. cume, Allah itu maha adil.. Setiap hambanya ada pintu rezeki masing-masing.. x semestinya org yg berpelajaran tggi akan berjaya dalam hidup dan x semestinya mereka2 yg xde kelulusan tggi xble berjaya.. Syed Mokhtar Al-Bukhari dulu pon cume org biasa yg xde pelajaran tggi.. tp berkat kesabaran dan usaha gigih, dia skng seorg yg sgt berjaya dan terkemuka di negara kita..

sebenarnya, sume sama jek.. Yg penting kita kene kuat berusaha dan tidak melupakanNYA.. jgn kerana mempunyai kelulusan yg tggi, kita bangga,riak dan takbur.. X perlu kita nk terlalu bangga dgn ape yg kita miliki.. sbb mcm mne pon akan ada org yg lebih dr kita.. Berpijak la di bumi yang nyata.. Bersama-sama lah kita berusaha memperbaiki kelemahan diri.. xde yg perfect dikalangan kita manusia biasa.. sekian dulu..

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Happy..

Assalamualaikum..

It's been soooooo long xde post ape2 kt blog nih..
sepi jek.. pelbagai masalah di hadapi dikala cuti ini..
Alhamdulillah, semuanya dapat diselesaikan wisely..
Di sini kawan nk panjatkan setinggi2 kesukuran ke hadrat Allah kerana telah
memeberikan kegembiraan kepada kawan.. Kawan pon xsangka.. Alhamdulillah YA ALLAH..
semoga dengan kejayaan ini, kawan akan terus berusaha dan terus berusaha.. Terima kasih juga kepada rakan2 yg sama2 berhempas pulas, sama2 berusaha dan sesama berjaya.. Tahniah kawan ucapkan kepada anda semua.. semoga kita semua akan menjadi GURU yang cemerlang,gemilang,terbilang,versatile dan terbaek.. terima kasih juga kepada senior2 yg menurutkan skills2.. Thanks everybody..

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Kocik-kocik dulu..


Segak Bergaya Diriku Di hari raya Aidilfitri...

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Buah Hati Pengarang Jantungku..

Beloved Sisters.. Hazirah & Hanis..



Beloved Mama & Papa...


I can't live without them..
they were my heart beats..

Berhati-hati ketika Memandu..

Salam..

Agak lama la jugak xde post ape2 kt blog aku nih..
Busy sket la awal2 cuti nih..
Aku baru balik dr port dikson..
pi amek adik aku..
dia dh abes practical..

But, that's not the point now..

perkara yg ingin aku bangkitkan ialah Masalah Pengguna JalanRaya aka driver2 kt highway nih..
semua org mmg mengidam nk pakai keta power2..
kalo ada yg 10,000 cc pon mesti ada yg pakai..
ikot ko la nk bli, pakai keta ape..
as long kt highway x menyusahkan org lain..
masa aku dan family on da way ke PD, ada la sebijik camry lama, volvo, mercedes clk ngn honda stream..
4 bijik keta ni sedap memecut tanpa menghiraukan keadaan jln yg agak busy.. (bnyk keta)
diorg ni bwk bukan main laju, celah sana, celah cni..
bukan main ligat la.. kalah org race kt track.. aku rasa diorg pecut around 160-180 km/j la..
Aku rasa la kn, diorg nih mcm tgh berentap la.. machine mane yg paling bagus skali..
Toyota ke? Volvo ke? Honda ke? Mercedes ke? lantak la mane yg bagus pon kn..
tgh2 sedap pecut tuh, beberapa km berikut hujan turun dgn lebat skali.. jalan hampir x nmpk.. kabur.. dlm kesamaran hujan tuh, aku ternampak volvo,stream ngn camry tuh berhenti di lorong paling kanan.. igtkn ada ape, rupenye dh sondol menyondol.. depan skali volvo, tgh2 stream, blkg camry..
kn dh menyusahkan pengguna jln yg lain.. agak jam la time tuh..
pastu terlintas dlm kotak fikiran aku....
aik? keta2 nih sume break system bukan main power lg, tp sondol gk?
paling teruk stream tu la sbb kt tgh2.. depan blkg kne la..
mane mercedes?
mercedes tu dh ilang.. mmg laju gila dia bwk..
adakah mercedes itu boleh diistiharkan sbg pemenang?
adakah sume org perlu bertukar kepada mercedes?

JWPNNYE XPERLU
pakai la keta ape yg mampu diperoleh..
pakai la keta ape yg nk dipakai..
yg penting, kite kne berigt..
Highway tu bukan dibuat utk kita sorg..
bukan keta kita jek nk lalu kt ctu..
jgn sampai menyusahkan org lain..
org bukan simpati, tp menyumpah lg ada..
BODOH, BANGANG, BABI, sume ada.. complete set.. menyumpah seranah org..
elok2 jalan tu flow cantik jek, tetibe jam.. sape yg x marah?

sebelum memulakan perjalanan please recite doa perjalanan..
malang mmg tidak berbau, tp kalo kita memulakan sesuatu perjalanan dgn meminta perlindungan dari ALLAH supaya perjalanan kita lebih diberkati, dilindungi dan akan dijauhkan dari malapetaka.. INSYALLAH kita akan selamat..

MARILAH KITA BERSAMA-SAMA MENJADI PEMANDU YG BERHEMAH...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Always be my baby - David Cook

We were as one, babe
For a moment in time
And it seemed everlasting
That you would always be mine
Now you want to be free, yeah

So I'm letting you fly
'cause I know in my heart, babe
Our love will never die, no

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl, don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way, you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

I ain't gonna cry, no
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave, girl
I will not stand in your way
But inevitably,
You'll be back again
'Cause you know in your heart, babe
Our love will never end, no

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl, don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way, you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

I know that you'll be back, girl
When your days and your nights get a little bit colder, oh, oh
I know that you'll be right back, baby
Oh baby, believe me, it's only a matter of time

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl, don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way, you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my, my baby

(You'll always be a part of me)
You will always be
(I'm part of you indefinitely
(Girl, don't you know you can't escape me)
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
(And we'll linger on)
We will linger on
(Time can't erase a feeling this strong
(No way, you're never gonna shake me
(Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby)

Always be my baby...


Lagu ni layan..
David Cook nye suara mmg class..
Nk dgr lagu ni?
kt bawah skali ada playlist..
ada lagu nih..

Tipu, Bohong, Menipu, Ditipu...

Tipu, Menipu, Ditipu... sume nye sama..
kalo kita x mahu ditipu, maka janganlah kita menipu..
life is simple..
what goes around comes around..
kalo kita kuat tipu, kita deserve la ditipu..
if something happened in our life,
we have to look back our life in the past..
if we did something wrong, we don't have to wait till the end of the world (kiamat & akhirat)..

sometimes kita mmg ada rasa simpati ngn individu2 yg menghadapi masalah..
kita mmg rasa ingin membantu mereka..
tp pernahkan mereka sedar kenapa perkara2 sebegitu berlaku?
kenapa benda mcm ni terjadi?

mmg la dlm dunia ni xde yg perfect..
sbb xde yg perfect tu la kite kne berhati2 dlm hidup..
segala ape yg kite buat kite kne tau sbb dan akibat nye..
we have to consider what are the probable consequences..

sume org akan menghadapi cabaran dan dugaan di dalam hidup..
the difference is on how you deal with it..

some words from me to make us think...

Btol ke nih?

Your Body is 17 Years Old
Your body is younger than it should be. Congratulations!
You're taking good care of yourself, and it's definitely paying off.

Whether it's by accident or by choice, you're living a very healthy lifestyle.
Keep it up, and you're likely to live a long, vibrant life.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

We're ROCK !!!


The France team..




The AllBlack Team..



This is the picture of all the players not to forget the referee..



This was the last event involving all of us before leaving the college. We enjoy ourselves very much during the game. Special credit to YAB Aie for planning and organizing this event..
I LOVE YOU GUYS.. =)

Friday, April 24, 2009

KELUAR ASRAMA !!!!!

Kepada pelajar2 TESL Cohort 5,
Anda dikehendaki mengosongkan asrama selewat-lewatnya pada :

25 APRIL 2009 ( Jam 4 ptg)..

Sila pulangkan kunci kepada Penyelia Asrama..


Siapakah kami ini?
Binatang peliharaan kamu?
Balaci kamu?
Sohchai kamu?

Kami akan tetap mengosongkan asrama..
X perlu sampai menghalau kami..

Apakah dosa kami sebenarnya?
Ada ke di antara kami ini yang merogol anak perempuan kamu?
Ada ke di antara kami ini yang mengorat bini/laki kamu?
Ada ke di antara kami ini yang mengambil hak kamu?

ADA KE ??

Walaupun kami ini anak tiri dalam institut,
Kami masih ada maruah dan harga diri..

Warden selalu cakap psl common sense..
Pegi jahanam dengan common sense..
Kechek besa tahi dari jubo..
rupe laknat..

Ada di antaranya yang mempersoalkan tentang DUIT ELAUN yang kami terima..
LAyak ke awk dpt duit elaun?
layak ke awk gunakan duit org2 bayar cukai?

skng ni aku nk tny balik...
layak ke korg dpt duit gaji tiap2 bulan?

itu blom duit elaun budak2 yg dikebas..
BANGSAT punya manusia..

satu kplae ko kebas RM 200..
kalo 100 org, dh 20ribu..

mmg hidup makan duit haram jek la..
sbb tu xpenah puas..
pantang ada, sume nk kebas..

Pegi JAHANAM la wei..

Kesabaran ada tahapnya..
kalo dh smpi mcm ni keadaanya,
mmg sengaja mencari pasal...

here, u have the authority..
outside, u are just the same with me..
Kalo btol bagus sangat, meh kita 1 by 1 kt luar...

Remember this,
What goes around comes around ...






exam Dh abes ???

Pn Mazuria : Its 10.30 now.. put down your pencil.. Don't forget to fill the evaluation form..


after struggling this whole week,
exam has come to an end..
Now I can spent the rest of two months holidays with enjoyment..
I can sleep longer..
I can wake up late..
hahaha.

at first, everybody was so irritated by the exam schedule..
why they put 6 papers straight for the whole week?
aaarrgghh.. this is ridiculous.. we don't have enough time to study..
but, its good actually because we have the spirit of exam unlike if they put the gap between each papers..

Exam was good.. Two Thumbs Up.. hehe.. =)

Friends


If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling Blue

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own
A place to find serenity
A place to be alone

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair
But let me be what I know best
A friend who's always there

Relax guys.. Jgn Emo..



Bersukan dan beriadah memang digalakkan supaya kita mendapat tubuh badan yang sihat dan mempunyai otak yang cerdas. Namun, tubuh badan yang sihat mungkin dapat di capai dan di peroleh, tetapi tidak kepada otak yang cerdas. kita beriadah petang2 dengan niat untuk mengeluarkan peluh dan bersuka ria bersama rakan, tetapi perkara yang sebaliknya terjadi. kita perlulah rasional dan be professional in handling any situations. jgn cepat naik marah, naik angin, naik minyak dan sebagainya kerana kita ini di program utk menjadi 'GURU'. xde org yg perfect.. sumenye akan ada melakukan kesilapan.. kita xboleh elak, tp kita boleh kurangkan.. marilah kita beriadah dengan perasaan yang gembira dan free from any conflict. segala silap dan salah harap di maafkan.. padang, padang punya cerita.. luar padang kita lupa.. MARILAH BERSAMA-SAMA MEMANTAPKAN PROFESSION PERGURUAN..

10 Essential Health Tips for MEN..


  1. Move more.. don't just sit in the room and playing video games.. find ways to make sure you move your body.
  2. Cut Fat.. avoid the obvious such as fried foods, burgers and other fatty meats. Eat according to the amount of energy that you use in a day.
  3. Quit Smoking.. smoking is harmful to your health. Plus you can use the money to buy another useful things.
  4. Reduce Stress.. what are the benefit for being stress? just relax, chill and live your life to the fullest..
  5. Protect Yourself from Pollution.. try to avoid be in the smoke-filled rooms, there were lots of smoke-filled rooms in our hostel.. haha..
  6. Brush Your Teeth.. it help to increase your confidence talking with people.. it'll make you look great and your smile can brighten your day..
  7. Be Aware of Prostate Cancer.. the best and easiest ways to keep your prostate in check is to make sure it's "cleaned out" often.. men should ejaculate for few days.. I'll leave this up to your imagination . But please, not too often.. haha..
  8. Answering the nature's called everyday (Shitting).. Shitting is one of the keys of success in study. If you manage to answer the nature's called every morning, you are actually in pink of health.
  9. Keep a positive Mental outlook.. we must living well and healthfully and having a cheerful outlook on life.
  10. Don't forget to pray (Solat).. Solat helps us to exercise our body 5 times daily. Plus 'sujud' helps our brain to relax. Our life will be much easier with the help from Allah and 'HE' will always protect us from any kind of evil.. aminn..

Thursday, April 23, 2009

TYRANT..

Standing, from left : Iqbal, Chinok, Lolo, Barjeng, Abg Fendi, Atong, Shidi, Abong & Pit..
Bottom, from left : Ijol, Cash, Zola, Ah-Yamn, Jack & Me..

Venue : Padang Utara, Petaling Jaya..
Tournament : Ansara U-19 in 2006
Achievement : CUP Champion..

This picture was taken before our first game against Ansara Muadzam.

I Miss You Guys..

new comer..

4 org rakan sedang rancak berdiskusi dan salah seorang sedang smoking..
Suddenly, datang seorang brader berbaju Orange membawa bagasi..
tanpa memberi salam, brader tu terus menegur insan yg sedang smoking ni..

Abg berbaju orange : Boleh hisap rokok ke kt cni? ini kawasan asrama kan? Boleh ke hisap?

Smoker : Kene padam ke? (masih keliru dan agak blur)

Abg berbaju orange : Kene la.. ni kan kawasan larangan merokok..


4 org rakan tadi terdiam dan terpaku seketika.. kemudian meneruskan topic perbualan.. masih rancak berborak.. terus berborak menghiraukan Abg berbaju orange itu.. Tiba-tiba,


Smoker : Abang ni KPLI ke Lecturer?
Bob : Ke cikgu yang kursus 4 minggu tu?

Abg berbaju orange : Saya lecturer sini..

Smoker : Duduk blok H ni ke?
Bob : Duduk bilik mane? ke dok umah warden yg bawah tu?

Abg berbaju orange : Saya duduk umah warden bawah tu, umah En Razif tu la..

Smoker : (bermonolog dalaman) Pergh.. nasib baik lecturer.. kalo KPLI td mmg aku sound balik dah..

Bob : (juge bermonolog dalaman) Apa la bangang nk basuh baju bawak duit x cukup.. Baru aku nk sound, sekali lecturer da.. ish2.. frust2..

Abg berbaju orange : Saya tersalah bawak duit. Duit Hong Kong lak.. ni 5 dollar nih..

Bob : (monolog dalaman) Peduli ape aku ko bwk duit HongKong. ikot la 5 dollar ke ape ke..


begitu la sedikit sebanyak situasi dan dialog yg terjadi di meja bulat dekat ngn washer machine kt ground floor blok H..

Moral of the story : Don't judge a book by its cover... hehe..